Cave Incognito

 Okay beleive it or not.... I'll give it to you guys straight... I WAS IN TOKYO, SEOUL AND KUALA LUMPUR!!!!!!!!! LIKE OMG IT WAS LIKE MY DREAM CAME THE HECK TRUE! 😱😃😀😁 AND THE BEST PART? MY FIRST TRAIN WAS IN TOKYO!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

My Problem, Scientifically Analyzed Okay, I have a problem. Since the age of one year old, I've been, let's say, kind of absent-minded. Sometimes, okay? I tend to be a total klutz . 🙃 Let’s view this problem by solving it the science way. (Hey, I'm a ninth grader and a student of bio, so no judging. 🧬) 🔍 Step 1: Recognition of the Problem Am I a walking disaster on planet Earth? Observations? I can fill a book . 🧠 Observation 1: The Car That Wasn't Ours School was over and all the kids were crowding the exit gate — yelling, laughing, chatting, fighting, biting... whatever those kids do. I found Dad in the crowd and he handed me the car key. He told me he's gonna go and search for Matt and Mike while I go and unlock the car. Easy , right? I spotted the gray car and headed over to it, feeling — for some reason — awesome. Like I was radiating cool energy and stuff. 😎 In other words, I felt like I was the center of attention . I mean, even though I can be du...

 Let me just say it right out loud: friends are cool, sure. But family? Family is everything . Period. 💯 So the other day, I was outside with my siblings — you know, the whole squad. I'm the eldest (aka team captain 😎), then there’s my sister (12), my brother (10), and the youngest, who’s six and basically a walking teddy bear. 🧸 We decided to shoot some hoops because... why not? We're playing basketball in this chilled, totally non-serious way, when out of nowhere, these two girls walk up — one’s 18, and the other’s like 13.  They’d been watching us and finally asked if they could join. We were like, “Sure, let’s play buckets.” 🏀 (Which, if you don't know, is basically just throwing the ball and scoring. No rules.) It started getting a little boring with just buckets. So I was like, “Hey, why not make it a real match? Us four vs you two.” 💁‍♀️ Easy peasy. But then — they go, “We want to add one more player.” And I'm like, “Rude?” 😂 Enter: Xavier. They literally ...

 Mom walks in like a sweet-faced general with The Assignment . Lets call my little brother Mike. “Teach your little brother, Mike. Just help him a bit with reading.” Just help him, she said. It’ll be easy, she said. Should've known better. 🎓 Meet Mike: My Tiny, Adorable Menace Mike is cute. Like, baby-in-a-hoodie kind of cute. He has those big innocent eyes, marshmallow cheeks, and the superpower of melting your soul before you can say “no.” He’s also the youngest sibling. The spoiled , gets-away-with-murder kind. And he reads at the speed of… 🐌 One. Word. Per. Hour. (With snack breaks.) I wish I was exaggerating. 🧠 The Teaching Experience in One Word? H-E-L-L. I said what I said. Imagine trying to teach someone who treats every letter like it personally offended him. I was like, “Mike, it’s ‘cat.’ Sound it out. C-A-T.” He stares at me like I just asked him to decode alien algebra. “Cow?” I have never fought the urge to dig a hole, crawl into it, ...

  Okay listen. Not to be dramatic or anything, but… I have officially scrolled to the end of the internet. 💀 My brain is melting, and I’m starting to feel like a side character in a movie that forgot to write me a plot. Let’s not sugarcoat it. This isn’t just regular “I’m bored.” This is “I have 97 things to do but somehow also nothing ” bored. The kind where time feels fake. My limbs? Noodles. My thoughts? empty. My soul? dead. Welcome to rock bottom, ppl. THIS IS THE ENDDDDDD..... Population: me and my aggressively blinking cursor. ☠️ Stage 1: The SigH I sigh. I flop. I open the fridge like it’s going to solve my life. (It doesn’t. It never does.) Just a bottle of ketchup looking back at me with disappointment. I’ve opened and closed every app like it’s a ritual. Instagram, YOUTUBE, Notes app… even the calculator, bro. I read every book on my shelf and I am soooooooooooooo drained. I’m not even calculating anything, I just needed something to do. 🧠 PSA: Boredom ≠...

  Do you want to have radiant skin and get rid of those pimples and acne once and for all?  Believe me, that was my BIGGEST problem before our social events where I had to give a speech in front of  everyone,  and boy was I insecure. I couldn't decide which was worse; the fact that my face had pimples all over it OR the fact that the girls on the front seat were sniggering. That day I decided o get rid of this acne one and for all......( for they had chosen the wrong girl to mess with!😏 ) by following these hacks that changed my  life  face skin tone and eliminated those pimples by using the following  weapons  hacks; 🔥 Shocking Way #1:  The Ice Cube Facial Far from just chilling—this hack shrinks pores, reduces puffiness, and boosts circulation for glowing, tight skin. Perfect for an instant wake‑up glow before events. Celebrities and makeup artists swear by it!  How to do it: Wrap a few ice cubes in a clean cloth. Rub gently in circu...