👗 #Embaarresing That One Time I Dressed Up for a Function That... Wasn't Mine

 Aka The Accidental Main Character Moment

You know how people always say, “Dress like you’re the main character”?
Well, I did.
Only problem? The scene I showed up for... wasn’t even in my movie.

Let me set the stage.

It was a regular school day. Until my mom read a message in our school group chat saying, “Dress up for tomorrow’s function!” She nodded. I nodded. I pulled out my cutest outfit because clearly, I was about to slay an event.

Fast forward to the next morning: hair done, outfit on point, confidence level = Beyoncé.
I'm strutting into school like I'm about to give an award-winning speech or sing a national anthem. (Plot twist: I was just about to be humbled.)

On my way to class, I run into my friend. She’s in school uniform.

Me: “Wait… why aren’t you dressed up?”
Her: “Huh? Were we supposed to?”
Me: “Yeah! The message said we had to.”
Her: “OMG I had the perfect dress at home, I would’ve worn it!!”
Cue her looking heartbroken.
Cue me comforting her like some fashion-savior angel.

Cut to: me entering the classroom.
No one — and I mean NO ONE — is dressed up.

And that’s when it hit me like a flying slipper:
The message was for my younger sister’s class.
My mom misread it. I mis-slayed it. And suddenly, I wasn’t the main character.
I was the plot twist.

Moral of the story?

Always double-check the invite.
And if you accidentally overdress, own it.
Be the drama. Be the confusion. Be the legend.

Because honestly? Even when life messes up your dress code, at Cave Incognito, we show up fabulous anyway. 💅

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